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At 20, the will reigns; at 30, the wit; and at 40, the judgment.

- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
If youth only knew; if age only could!
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse!
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Aging is mandatory. Maturity is optional.
- Chris Antonak
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Ogden Nash
Never trust anyone over thirty.
- Jerry Rubin, American activist
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
- Anonymous
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard, British playwright
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
- Dorothy Fulheim, American writer
It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
It's not how old you are, it's how hard you work at it.
- Jonah Barrington, British squash star
The older you get, the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.
- Jack Nicholson, American actor
Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it.
- Jean-Paul Belmondo, French actor
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn, U.S. senator
So you see, old age is really not so bad. May you come to know the condition!
- Cicero, "On Old Age"
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball, American comedian
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
- Phyllis Diller, American comedian
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope, American comedian
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope, American comedian
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- Unknown
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Ogden Nash
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
- Herbert Asquith
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
- Alfred Victor Vigny, French man of letters
Middle age is when wherever you go on holiday you pack a sweater.
- Denia Norden, British humorist
Old age is no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis, film actress
Just say, "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience."
- Unknown
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
- Charles Schultz
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
- Bernard Baruch, American financier
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
- Groucho Marx, American comedian
Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.
- Groucho Marx, American comedian


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